Chael Sonnen Defeats Nate Marquardt

What’s up with Chael saying “I’m a Republican, I don’t lie on my back with a man between my legs”? Well, there are two things I get from this – Chael knew Nate wasn’t going to be able to put him on his back. Secondly, Republicans don’t allow gays into their party. Really? That’s pretty harsh.

I think Chael should consider running for the Nazi party instead. That would get him some more of his much-desired media attention. Remember: It’s okay to say something controversial, just as long as it gets you a title shot. I’m glad we all learned something.

Anyway, on to the fight itself…

Why the hell didn’t anyone tell me Chael Sonnen was going to win this fight? Since when is he a berserker that tries to finish fights? Furthermore, when the hell did Nate Marquardt turn into a beached whale? Doesn’t this guy know how to fight off his back? Indeed, this fight left me with more questions than answers.

One thing’s for sure, there’s nothing more annoying then a wrestler who keeps taking you down. Sonnen also likes to stay busy. He’s one of the few that can do a lot of damage while in full guard. He realizes the importance of maintaining a high posture. Once again, it needs to be said that only super-high level submission experts can counter Sonnen’s attack. See Maia, Demian.

Of course, Chael did encounter a few problems. He got cut badly from an elbow. It was almost enough to warrant a stoppage. It certainly had an effect on his cardio. He almost got choked out in the third round. He’s damn lucky Nate didn’t have a lot of energy left.

I give props to Chael for expending all his energy. When Mike and Joe were doing the post-show wrap up, we were shown some clips from the dressing rooms. Paulo Thiago was sauntering around, looking like a superstar. He was talking on his cell phone like he was Captain Kirk yelling into his communicator.

Meanwhile, Chael Sonnen was flat on his back. He looked dazed and confused. It looked he was talking to one of the fight doctors. Sonnen still had blood in his mouth. I guess he didn’t have time to wash up. The point is: he better make sure he can cut that same pace the next time or else he might look like death before the fight is over.

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